Thursday, July 31, 2008

The odd Bond

The World is Not Enough is on TV right now. Sophie Marceau pwns just by existing, but the rest of the casting is a bit weird, IMHO. Pierce Bronson is way too pretty to be James Bond, and Denise Richards, as Dr Indiana Christmas Jones, is possible the poutiest "hotpantsologist" in the history of the world (term courtesy of Cleolinda Jones).

Even Judi Dench was like, "'Welcome to my nuclear family'? Hells no, bitch. I was with you when you tried to drown Hagrid in caviar, but this is too much. I'll just sit over here in this cage and swing a stick at a stool with a clock on it."

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